We’re back with a new horoscope reading from Main Course‘s Astronomar…. each week we are will giveaway a new track from the label, while Astronomar and special guest Hasse De Moor personally gives astrological readings for DJs & producers alike. Today’s track is a jersey club driven edit of Dada Life’s massive classic “Red Meat White Noise” by the man himself – grab it below via ToneDen and prepare to be mesmerized by your weekly horoscope reading!
Dada Life – Red Meat White Noise (Astronomar Club Edit)
Astronomar’s Horoscope Readings #2:
Aries – If your weekly party is a bit slow this week, don’t take it out on the few people that showed up. Maybe they were one of the few attendees that retweeted you.
Gemini – Don’t sugar coat your bio; just because a big DJ downloaded from your private link doesn’t mean that they are supporting your track.
Capricorn – Try not to name drop this week; you may have an encounter that will make you feel foolish if you say the wrong thing.
Sagittarius – Don’t let your insecurity stifle your progress. Much like WeTransfer links, sometime the best things are only available for a small window of time.
Leo – If you find yourself in a Twitter beef, get your point across clearly then let your silence speak. It’s important to use negative space not only in your tracks, but in your timeline as well.
Cancer – Be careful of the person that comes up and train spots every track you drop; and certainly do not accept any drinks from them. Sure Irish Car Bombs are hella good, but how are you gonna feel when you are puking in the bathroom, your ride is long gone an your USBs are missing?
Pisces – If you find yourself in need of a good laugh this week, just look at the the soundcloud accounts of negative commenters.. LOL they ain’t doin shit! Keep your head up homie!
Aquarius – Everything comes full circle. If you are looking for tracks to spice up your set this weekend, look back into the past for some forgotten classics. the new kids won’t know what it is and will assume it’s a dub
Libra – If you find yourself spending more & more gig money on Ubers when it’s obviously a walkable distance, save your money and walk and use the extra loot to boost the post promoting your next gig.
Scorpio – Don’t always take things at face value. just because some DJ has insane social stats that doesn’t mean that anyone who actually matters respects them or fucks with them.
Taurus – In order keep your output strong this week, you need to know your weaknesses. pay for proper mastering instead of sending out home masters; the chances of getting a spin from Diplo or Skrillex are infinitely higher if your track sounds great.
Virgo – Never lose your experimental spirit. try a new softsynth or compressor this week.