ASTRONOMAR’S HOROSCOPE READINGS #3

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Week 3! We’re back with a new horoscope reading from Main Course‘s  Astronomar…. each week we are will giveaway a new track from the label, while Astronomar and special guest Hasse De Moor personally gives astrological readings for DJs & producers alike. Today we’ve got a raved up bootleg on Boogie’s hood anthem “Oh My” – grab it below via ToneDen and prepare to be mesmerized by your weekly horoscope reading!

Boogie – Oh My (Astronomar Bootleg)

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Astronomar’s Horoscope Readings #3

Gemini
Your social activity was crazy last week; keep up the good work!

Libra
Don’t forget that legends need to eat too. If you are going to bootleg a classic track, at least buy the original off Beatport.

Aquarius
You’ve accomplished a lot so far this year! Remind your followers with a #TBT post.

Aries
If your guest list gets messed up this coming weekend, don’t even trip. Just accept the GA wristband; your boys will sort you out once you’re in the club.

Leo
You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but you can teach an old DJ how to reach younger fans with Internet humor. Don’t hesitate to share memes with your older DJ pals; they’ll thank you for it later!

Sagittarius
Switch it up this week. Take a Lyft to the club instead of an Uber.

Taurus
As we age, our tastes mature and you want your hospitality rider to reflect that. Jazz up your rider with a wine & cheese spread.

Capricorn
As always, communication is everything; even with your fans. You should take a moment to respond to all of your fan mail in your Soundcloud inbox… Wu-Tang is for the children! (Sooooooooo!)

Cancer
Presentation and accessibility go a long way. Make sure your Soundcloud metadata is on point.

Pieces
If you’re in a group chat with a bunch of DJs you don’t know very well, use some reserve when expressing your thoughts on your others; disaster is only a screenshot away.

Scorpio
Time to update your press kit!

Virgo
Keep in mind that every big promoter started out as an intern handing out fliers in front of nightclubs. Be polite and say “no thanks” to the kid trying to give you a flier for Lightning In a Bottle as you leave the club this week; he may be booking you for a show in a few years.

PAST HOROSCOPE READINGS:
Week 1
Week 2

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