Club Moscow, one of Los Angeles’ longest running indie dance parties, is celebrating its fifth anniversary tomorrow night with a “secret surprise guest DJ” whose identity I can’t reveal. Letting the cat out of the bag would mean a bounty on my head and a guest appearance from the riot police, so I’ll just say this DJ has mad skills and is taking a break from a busy tour schedule. Need I say more? That’s it’s free before 10:30? If you miss this one, I have three words for you:
YOU BIG DUMMY.